Lisa: Hi, Dad. I Think Stealing Cable Is Wrong, So I Am Choosing Not To Watch It In The Hopes That Others Will Follow My Example.

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Lisa: Hi, Dad.
I think stealing cable is wrong,
so I am choosing not to watch it
in the hopes that others will follow my example.
That's the last you'll hear from me on the matter.
Thank you for your time.
Homer: Hey, Lisa... `Racing From Belmont'? Horsies!
Lisa: Sorry, I'd rather go to heaven.
-- Lisa takes the high ground,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"