Rev. Lovejoy: Now, Today's Christian Doesn't Think He Needs God.

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Rev. Lovejoy: Now, today's Christian doesn't think he needs God. He
thinks he's got it made. He's got his hi-fi. His boob tube.
And his instant pizza-pie.
Homer: Ooh, pizza. [licks his lips]
-- Sunday sermon,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"