Bart: [praying] Well, Old Timer, I Guess This Is The End Of The Road.

HomeFortune CookiesThe Simpsons

Bart: [praying] Well, old timer, I guess this is the end of the road. I
know I haven't always been a good kid, but, if I have to go to
school tomorrow, I'll fail the test and be held back. I just need
one more day to study, Lord. I need Your help!
Lisa: [watching] Prayer... the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Bart: A teachers strike, a power failure, a blizzard... Anything that'll
cancel school tomorrow. I know it's asking a lot, but if anyone
can do it, You can! Thanking You in advance, Your pal, Bart
-- "Bart Gets an F"