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Marge: What Do You Charge For Lessons? Jacques: Twenty-five Dollars.
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Marge: What do you charge for lessons?
Jacques: Twenty-five dollars.
Marge: [shocked] Twenty five dollars!
Jacques: [leaning forward] A forty-dollars value!
-- "Jacques to be Wild"
Related:
You shouldn't drink and drive. If you get drunk, don't call a cab.
That could cost you twenty dollars or forty dollars or fifty dollars....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Marge: You're a very good teacher! Jacques: Yes I am a very good teacher and I can teach you everything.
I can tell you what the little arrows on the wood floor mean....
They're a little warm and moist.
-- Marge puts on (rented) bowling shoes, "Jacques to be Wild...
Marge: I'm awfully sorry! Bowler: Entirely my fault.
It's nice to meet you... [looks at her bowling ball] Homer....
Marge, it'll cost eighty-five hundred dollars! We only have five hundred in the bank, and that leaves.
.. eighty-hundred we need. -- Carry the ten, "Marge Gets a Job...
I have five dollars for each of you. -- Bernhard Goetz
The man of courage flees forward. -- Jacques Maritai
Homer: And you didn't think I'd make any money. I found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus.
Marge: While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work....