Inspector: Mr. Burns, In Twenty Years, I Have Never Seen Such A Shoddy, Deplorable.

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Inspector: Mr. Burns, in twenty years, I have never seen such a shoddy,
Burns: Oh, look! Some ... careless person has left thousands and
thousands of dollars just lying here on my ... coffee table.
Uh, Smithers, why don't we leave the room, and hopefully,
when we return, the pile of money will be gone. [leaves,
waits, then returns] Ooh. Look Smithers, the money and a
very stupid man are still here.
Inspector: Burns, if I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying
to bribe me.
Burns: Is there some confusion about this?
[thrusting the money into the inspector's pockets]
Take it! Take it! Take it, you poor schmo!
-- The nuclear power plant fails inspection,
"Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish"