Woman: Why Would You Want To Work At A Kwik-E-Mart?

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Woman: Why would you want to work at a Kwik-E-Mart?
Woods: To be honest, in my upcoming movie I'm going to be playing
this tightly-wound convenience store clerk and, I kind of
like to research my roles and really get into it.
For instance, "True Believer"? I actually worked in a law
firm for two months. And then, the film "Chaplin"? I had a
little cameo in that. I actually _traveled_ in time, back to
the twenties, where -- oh, heh, I've said too much.
Inspector: Welcome aboard.
-- "Back to the Future" wannabe James Woods,
"Homer and Apu"