Moe: You Are Absolutely, Positively, The Dumbest Haunted Love Tester That I Have Ever Met!

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Moe: You are absolutely, positively, the dumbest haunted love
tester that I have ever met! [pounds on Grampa]
Betty: [walks in] What is going on in here?
Moe: Um, uh, oh, oh, I might as well come clean with you. I
ain't too good at talking to women and I really wanted to
do you, so I brought along the love tester to help me. As
you may have guessed, it's inhabited by the ghost of my
friend's dead father.
Betty: [angry] Why, you conniving, devious, monstrous,
despicable, [impressed] sweet little angel!
Moe: But Betty, if you'd just give me a chance ... [realizes]
Betty: I can't believe you went to all that trouble for me.
[kisses Moe, as the audience whoops it up again]
Grampa: [lights up the "Casanova" sign] Ding, ding, ding, ding!
Moe + Betty: Thanks, Grampa.
Grampa: Yeah, yeah, now how's about introducing me to that cute
little pay phone out front? [studio laughter]
-- "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase"