Burns: Could You Explain Your Model, Young Man? Grime

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Burns: Could you explain your model, young man?
Grimes: [from audience] What's to explain? He's an idiot!
Lenny: [from audience] Pipe down!
Homer: Well basically, I just copied the plant we have now.
Burns: [impressed] Hmmm.
Homer: Then, I added some fins to lower wind resistance. [points to
a stripe on the cooling tower] And this racing stripe here I
feel is pretty sharp.
Burns: Agreed. First prize. [gives Homer a blue ribbon, and some
[cut to audience shot]
Grimes: [stands up] What?
Carl: Way to go, Homer!
Lenny: You're number one, Homer!
Grimes: But it, it was contest for children!
Lenny: Yeah. And Homer beat their brains out!
[audience cheers wildly]
-- Now that's sportsmanship, "Homer's Enemy"