Homer: Oh, What Am I Going To Do? Moe: Uh, Why Don't You Invite Him Over.

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Homer: Oh, what am I going to do?
Moe: Uh, why don't you invite him over. Turn him from an enemy to
a friend. Then when he's not expecting it -- bam! -- the ol'
fork in the eye.
Homer: Do you think it might work without the fork in the eye?
Moe: There's always a first time.
-- How to win friends and influence people,
"Homer's Enemy"