Apu: I Have Come To Make Amends, Sir. At First, I Blamed You For Squealing, But Then I Realized, It Was _I_ Who Wronged _you_.

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Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for
squealing, but then I realized, it was _I_ who wronged _you_. So
I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.
Homer: You're...selling _what_, now?
Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
Homer: You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the
cosmos. [slams the door]
Apu: He's got me there.
-- Homer teaches about karma, "Homer and Apu"