Burns: Smithers, I've Just Seen The Most Heroic Dog On Television.

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Burns: Smithers, I've just seen the most heroic dog on television.
He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car, then
pushed a criminal in front of it. Find this dog. I want to
make him my executive vice president.
Smithers: Uh, yes sir. In the meantime, here's Frank Grimes.
[Grimes offers his hand, but Burns just stares blankly]
The, the self-made man?
Burns: What? Oh, yes, that fellow. Mmmm, put him somewhere out of
the way, and find that dog!
Smithers: Yes sir. [leaves, taking Grimes with him]
-- How quickly they forget, "Homer's Enemy"