Marge: Homer, Are You Wearing A Tie To Impress Laddie?
Marge: Homer, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?
Homer: Do you think he noticed?
Marge: [rolls eyes] [sneakishly puts on lipstick to impress Laddie]
-- A family not fit for a dog, "The Canine Mutiny"
Marge: What's the matter, Bart? Weren't you happy with him?
Bart: No, he just wasn't the right dog for me....
Bart: He's trained to do all sorts of stuff. He can herd sheep and perform CPR.
Marge: [reads from the manual] Some call it the dog that never sleeps, though it actually does -- while jogging!...
Well, we wrecked the first dog. We've gotta treat this one right.
-- Marge, after Bart attains Laddie the Wonder Dog, "The Canine Mutiny...
Homer: Hi, Marge. Hi, Santa's Little Helper. Hi, kids.
HEY! That's not Santa's Little Helper! Marge...
Homer: Laddie! [whistles] Come'ere, boy! [invitingly] Who wants to lick a messy baby?
-- How Homer cleans up Maggie, "The Canine Mutiny...
You gave BOTH dogs away?? You know how I feel about giving! -- Homer, "The Canine Mutiny
Marge: Excuse me, we're having a problem with our dog.
Clerk: Lady, I'll tell you what I'm telling everyone else...
Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that means necessarily -- Announce...
Marge: Bart, comb your hair. Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeved shirt with a tie.
Homer: But Sipowicz does it. Marge: If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?...