Bart: He's Trained To Do All Sorts Of Stuff. He Can Herd Sheep And Perform CPR.

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Bart: He's trained to do all sorts of stuff. He can herd sheep and
perform CPR.
Marge: [reads from the manual] Some call it the dog that never
sleeps, though it actually does -- while jogging!
Homer: Gee, that dog has more education than I do!
-- Laddie's real S-M-R-T, I mean, S-M-A-R-T,
"The Canine Mutiny"