Doug: In Episode 2F09, When Itchy Plays Scratchy's Skeleton Like A Xylophone, He Strikes The Same Rib Twice In Succession, Yet He Produces Two Clearly Different Tones.

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Doug: In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a
xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he
produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to
believe, that this is some sort of a [the three nerds chuckle]
magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got
fired for that blunder.
June: Uh, well, uh...
Homer: I'll field that one. Let me ask _you_ a question. Why would a
man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time
watching a children's cartoon show?
Doug: [embarrassed pause] I withdraw my question. [starts eating a
candy bar]
-- First William Shatner, now Homer Simpson...,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"