Bart: Well, Yeah, Mom. I Mean, We Love You And Dad Too, But God Knows We Don't Need To See You Every Day.

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Bart: Well, yeah, Mom. I mean, we love you and Dad too, but God knows
we don't need to see you every day.
Marge: An occasional hug is all I ask. [hugs him]
Bart: [protesting] Mom! You can hug me when I'm asleep.
Marge: I do!
Bart: [screams]
-- Bart gets weirded out,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"