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• Scratchy: Ooh, Poochie is one outrageous dude. Itchy
  He's totally in my face. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Now kids, I know you loved the old Poochie, but the new one is going to be better than ten Super Bowls!
  I don't want to oversell it, judge for yourselves....
• Myers: I have figured out how to rejuvenate the show.
  It's so simple, you egghead writers would've never thought of it!...
• Back with the focus group... Man: How many of you kids would like Itchy & Scratchy to deal with real-life problems, like the ones you face every day?
  Kids: [clamoring] Oh, yeah! I would! Great idea!...
• Myers: But "Itchy & Scratchy" is critically acclaimed!
  Krusty: Acclaimed!? [spits] I oughta replace it right now with a Chinese cartoon where the robots that turn into....
• Database: On the "Itchy & Scratchy" CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
  Homer: What the hell are you talking about? June...
• Myers: Hey, Krusty, you look great. You get your teeth bleached?
  Krusty: Yeah, it's a new kind of polymer treatment....
• Doug: In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones.
  I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a [the three nerds chuckle] magic xylophone or something?...
• Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
  Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot....