Homer: [to John] Yyyou! I should've known!
John: Well, good morning, sunshine.
Marge: Homer! John brought us cactus candy!
Homer: Look, John, you seem like a perfectly nice guy and all, just stay
the hell away from my family.
John: Well, now you don't get any candy. [pauses] Naw, that's cruel.
Take a teensy piece.
-- "Homer's Phobia"