Marge: I'm Very Sorry You Feel That Way, Because John Invited Us All Out For A Drive Today, And We're Going.

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Marge: I'm very sorry you feel that way, because John invited us all out
for a drive today, and we're going.
Homer: Woah-ho-ho, not me! And not because John's gay, but because he's
a sneak. He should at least have the good taste to mince around
and let everyone know that he's... that way.
Marge: What on Earth are you talking about?
Homer: You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my
homosexuals fa-laming.
-- "Homer's Phobia"