Abe: Son, I've Come To Help You. I Know Who The Cat Burglar Is.

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Abe: Son, I've come to help you. I know who the Cat Burglar is.
Homer: What?
Marge: Who?
Bart: Huh?
Lisa: What?
Abe: [triumphant] Well, well, well! Before I was just too old, and no
one wanted my help. Suddenly, look who comes to old Grampa --
wait! Where are you going? [meek] Come back, I'll tell you.
-- No gloating allowed, "Homer the Vigilante"