Homer: Oh, These Sure Are Comfortable Chairs. Bu

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Homer: Oh, these sure are comfortable chairs.
Burns: Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh
to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?
Homer: Oh, man, you are so right. Did you ever sit like this?
[lazily slides down, resting more of his legs on the table]
Burns: Yes, yes, that's it. Oh, I could go for one of those right now.
[does as Homer did]
The only hard part is getting up.
Homer: [chuckles] Why get up? Here's a little move I've been tinkering
with. Say I want that bowl of dip.
[said bowl is at the other end of the table]
Burns: Why, you'd have to get up.
Homer: Oh? [bangs his foot on the table]
[at each hit, the bowl bounces closer to him]
[gives the final blow] Dip! [the bowl jumps in his palm]
Burns: [admiring] Sir, I am in your debt.
Homer: Use it wisely, my friend.
-- Homer Wan Kenobi, "Mountain of Madness"