Skinner: This Is Absurd! I Did Not Have Relations In That Closet And The Fact Is I Haven't .

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Skinner: This is absurd! I did not have relations in that closet
and the fact is I haven't ... [hesitates] um ...
Chalmers: Yes?
Krabappel: Seymour, I think you'd better tell them. It's the only way
to clear our names.
Skinner: Well, everyone, the fact is, I haven't ever had relations.
I am a virgin.
[the crowd is stunned]
Nelson: Ha - ha!
Homer: Hey, does this mean that Mrs. Krabappel is a virgin, too?
Krabappel: [offscreen] Ha!
-- Let's not push it, "Grade School Confidential"