Hugo: I Went Mad After They Tore Us Apart, But I'll Be Sane.

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Hugo: I went mad after they tore us apart, but I'll be sane... once I
sew us back together.
Bart: But you'll *kill* both of us.
Hugo: No, it's easy. Look, I've been practicing: I made a pigeon-rat.
[said pigeon-rat flies into a wall, falls back, and tries to
enter a mouse hole]
-- Natural evolution, "Treehouse of Horror VII"