Lisa: Milhouse, I've Never Told Anyone This Kind Of Thing Before, But I've Never Felt This Way Before.

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Lisa: Milhouse, I've never told anyone this kind of thing before,
but I've never felt this way before. I think I have a
Milhouse: [gasps] Oh! Oh, _really_? [suavely drinks from his milk
Lisa: ... on Nelson Muntz.
[Milhouse gags, then spits his milk back into the straw,
causing the carton to expolde and spill milk all over him]
Nelson: Way to drink, poindexter!
-- "Lisa's Date With Density"