Corgan: Hey, Homer, Looks Like Our Next Stop Is Your Hometown, Springfield.

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Corgan: Hey, Homer, looks like our next stop is your hometown,
D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?
Homer: We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down;
if it's black, send it back.
-- Springfield, still a national proudness,