Homer: Mr. Mayor, I Hate To Break It To You, But This Town Is Infested By Bears.

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Homer: Mr. Mayor, I hate to break it to you, but this town is infested
by bears.
Moe: Yeah, and these ones are smarter than the average bear. They
swiped my pic-a-nic basket.
Helen: [frantic] Think of the children!
Quimby: All right, I promise to take swift and decisive action against
these hibernating hucksters.
[crowd cheers and leaves]
[Quimby pulls out a picnic basket]
Heh heh heh... [eats a sandwich]
-- Diamond Joe Yogi?, "Much Apu About Nothing"