Agnes: [offscreen] Seymour! The House Is On Fire!

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Agnes: [offscreen] Seymour! The house is on fire!
Skinner: No, mother. It's just the Northern Lights.
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you
steam a good ham.
[Chalmers walks off. He looks back at Skinner, who flashes
him the "thumbs-up" sign]
Agnes: Help! Help!
-- Skinner and the Superintendent,
"Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield"