Hutz: My Client's Film Predates All Of Those Things Your Honor.

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Hutz: My client's film predates all of those things your Honor.
Lawyer: Oh _yes_! I've forgotten! Your famous film, the one you
destroyed before the trial and haven't been able to find
another copy of! Oh yes, _that_ film.
Hutz: Yes. You don't have a copy, do you?
-- The first lesson of Law 101: Bring your _own_
evidence, "The Day the Violence Died"