Marge: Bart, Lisa, It's 11:00 At Night. Where Do You Think You're Going?

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Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're
Bart: Downtown.
Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade.
Marge: I won't have my children sitting alone on a cold, dangerous
street all night. Homer, you go too.
Homer: Ohh... Why can't they just take the gun?
-- Because they won't hire an assistant,
"The Day the Violence Died"