Homer: Hear Ye, Hear Ye. My Daughter Has Something To Say About Jebediah Springfield.

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Homer: Hear ye, hear ye. My daughter has something to say about
Jebediah Springfield.
Moe: Aw, look. That cutie wants to say something cute.
[barflies murmur]
Shut up, you bums, shut up!
Go ahead, angel.
Lisa: Ahem. Jebediah Springfield was nothing more than a murderous
pirate who hated this town!
[barflies and Moe's jaws drop]
Moe: Good God! Homer, I support, you know, any prejudice you can
name, but this hero-phobia sickens me. All right, you and your
daughter ain't welcome here no more. Barney, show them the
Barney: There's an exit?!
-- Thought it was a portal of natural light,
"Lisa the Iconoclast"