You Kids Should Thank Your Mother. Now That She's A Better Person, We Can See How Awful We Really Are.
You kids should thank your mother. Now that she's a better person,
we can see how awful we really are.
-- Homer at the country club,
"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield"
Homer drives to the entrance of the country club] Marge
Homer, what are you doing? Homer: I'm driving up to the main building....
I knew my kind wasn't welcome here.
-- Krusty at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Marge: Bart, comb your hair. Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeved shirt with a tie.
Homer: But Sipowicz does it. Marge: If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?...
Gatekeeper: Name, please. Homer: Simpson family.
Marge: We're not poor. [looks around nervously] Well, we're not....
Rauberta: Love your outfit, Marge. The vest says "Let's have lunch", but the culottes say "You're paying".
-- At the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Mom, look, I found something more fun than complaining!
-- Lisa rides the pony at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Tom Kite: Now, you don't want to overthink. Home
Not an issue. Tom Kite: Keep your head down. Home...
Homer: [whistles at Marge] You look great. Marge: Really?
You like it? Oh, I'd love to wear this someplace special....
Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club!
A sand wedge! Homer: Mmm ... open-faced club sandwich....