Bart: Wow, A Former President Living Right Across The Street.

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Bart: Wow, a former president living right across the street.
Homer: Oh, why did he have to move in on _my_ territory? Look at him.
Thinks just because he led the free world, he can act like a big
shot! Stupid President...why couldn't he just stay in his own
Lisa: Actually, this _is_ one of the nine states where Mr. Bush claims
residency, Dad. I wouldn't have voted for him, but it's nice to
have a celebrity in the neighborhood.
Homer: {Wait a minute...if _Lisa_ didn't vote for him...and _I_ didn't
vote for him --}
Marge: {You didn't vote for anybody.}
Homer: {I voted for Prell to go back to the old glass bottle. After
that, I became deeply cynical.}
-- A rare glimpse of Homer, member of the electorate,
"Two Bad Neighbors"