Homer: Hey! I Never Noticed _this_ Place. Bart: Dad, It's Right Across The Street From Us!

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Homer: Hey! I never noticed _this_ place.
Bart: Dad, it's right across the street from us! That fancy house'll
never sell. Nobody who could afford it would want to live in
_this_ neighborhood.
Homer: Hey, what's wrong with this neighborhood? [at the house] Big
shot! Too good to buy a house here, snobby?
Bart: Who are you talking to, Homer?
Homer: The guy who doesn't live there.
-- Well, duh, "Two Bad Neighbors"