Homer: They Didn't Have Any Aspirin So I Got You Some Cigarettes.

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Homer: They didn't have any aspirin so I got you some cigarettes.
[hands Marge a pack of Laramies]
Marge: Mmm. Maybe my headache will go away once the show starts.
-- Nicotine, the wonder drug,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"