Tour Guide: At This Point In Time, I Would Like To Direct Your Attention To The Particular Air Vehicle Next To Which I Am Currently Standing.

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Tour guide: At this point in time, I would like to direct your attention
to the particular air vehicle next to which I am currently
standing. The Harrier Jet is one of our more dollar-
intensive ordnance delivery vectors.
Marge: Five tires!? Am I seeing things?
Guide: And, although it looks complicated it is so well-designed,
even a child could fly it.
Lisa: Can I fly it?
Guide: Of course you can not.
-- Lisa tries to pull a fast one,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"