Marge: [calling Out] Bart, What's Taking So Long? If You're Having That Problem With Your Zipper, I Can Send Your Father Up.

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Marge: [calling out] Bart, what's taking so long? If you're having that
problem with your zipper, I can send your father up.
Homer: Oh, no I'm not.
[Bart runs downstairs]
Marge: What's the matter with your face? Is that a fake nose? Are you
wearing chin putty?
Bart: I don't have to listen to these wild allegations!
[knocks his nose off by accident; SLH eats it]
Marge: Please, Bart, no more pranks. It would mean so much to me if we
could have just one nice family photo.
[shot of family photo with crosseyed Bart]
[shot of family photo with Bart wearing a mustache]
[shot of family photo with Bart holding an "I stink!" speech
balloon next to Homer]
Homer: Hey, I don't remember saying that!
-- Homer, unclear on the concept, "Marge Be Not Proud"