Lisa: Hey, I Thought Krusty Was Jewish. Bart: Christmas Is A Time When People Of _all_ Religions Come Together To Worship Jesus Christ.

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Lisa: Hey, I thought Krusty was Jewish.
Bart: Christmas is a time when people of _all_ religions come together
to worship Jesus Christ.
[on TV, a commercial for a really violent video game plays]
[a Liu Kang-like character fights against a tank, and dies]
Kids: [yawn] Bor-ing!
[the house starts to shake; a hip "Santa" crashes through the
[the reindeer growl and rear at the kids]
Kids: Heelp!
Santa: You want excitement?! Shove _this_ up your stocking!
[uses a bazooka to shoot a cartridge into the video game
Bart: [happily] Whoa!
[on TV, the kids play a ridiculously violent fighting video
Lisa: [nonplussed] Hmm, that looks entertaining.
Bart: [drooling] Oh, yeah.
Santa: So tell your folks, "Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!"
-- The power of advertising, "Marge Be Not Proud"