Burns: Homer, Your Bravery And Quick Thinking Have Turned A Potential Chernobyl Into A Mere Three Mile Island.

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Burns: Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential
Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island. Bravo!
[Places an award around Homer's neck.]
Lisa: I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day while a slimmer man
would have fallen to his death.
Bart: And I think it's ironic that for once Dad's butt prevented the
release of toxic gas --
Marge: Bart!
Burns: [to Homer]
We'll have you out of there as soon as our tech boys get you
Homer: Thank you Mr. Burns --
[giggles as the technicians hose off his lower half]
It was pretty scary up there -- [laughs] -- for a while I feared
for my life -- [laughs more]
Burns: Now Homer, if there's anything else I can do for you...please
don't hesitate to ask.
Homer: [gazing at Marge before answering]
Mr. Burns, can you make me thin again?
Burns: I guarantee it.
-- Give him a week..., "King-Size Homer"