Homer: [panicky] Oh My God, I'm Going To Be Sucked Into A Black Hole

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Homer: [panicky] Oh my God, I'm going to be sucked into a black hole,
I'm going to be sucked into oblivion, I'm going to be nothing,
and what's going to be coming out the other side, I don't know!
Bart: I'll save you, Dad!
[climbs onto XYZ street sign]
I can't get any closer...you'll have to jump!
Homer: Piece of cake, son.
[runs into hole, breaks into pieces]
Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap --
[the world explodes in a flash as Bart gets pulled back]
Marge: Bart! What happened?
Bart: Well...we hit a little snag when the universe sort of collapsed
on itself. But Dad seemed cautiously optimistic!
Homer: [disembodied] Craaaap!
Marge: Oh, Homey.
Lovejoy: Be strong, Marge: I'm sure he's gone to a better place.
[lightening fizzles; Homer appears in our world, screaming,
and falls into a dumpster]
Homer: D'oh! [gets out] Ew...this is the worst place yet.
-- He's got that right., "Treehouse of Horror VI"