Homer: Lisa! Lisa! Come Back Before Everyone Finds Out What A Horrible Father I Am.

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Homer: Lisa! Lisa! Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible
father I am.
Lisa: Hi dad. Looking for me?
Homer: I don't know. You looking for me?
Lisa: I don't know.
Homer: Ohhhh. Lisa. I was looking for you. I wanted to apologize. I
don't know exactly what went wrong but it's always my fault.
Lisa: Actually Dad, this time, I was wrong...
Homer: Oooh!
Lisa: ...too.
Homer: Ohh.
Lisa: While I was gone I got some really good advice from Paul and
Linda McCartney.
Homer: Rock stars. Is there anything they don't know?
-- The eternal question, "Lisa the Vegetarian"