Paul: What? She's Leaving Home? Lisa: Wow! Paul McCartney!

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Paul: What? She's leaving home?
Lisa: Wow! Paul McCartney! I read about you in history class. So
where's your wife Linda?
Linda: Right here Lisa. [Appears out of a bush.] Whenever we're in
Springfield we like to hang out in Apu's garden in the shade.
Paul: We met him in India years ago, during the Maharishi days.
Apu: Back then I was known as the fifth Beatle.
Paul: [Rolling his eyes.] Sure you were, Apu.
Apu: You know what Lisa? Paul and Linda are vegetarians too. In
fact, Linda has her own line of vegetarian entrees.
Lisa: Apu, I'm sure the last thing they want to talk about is...
Linda: We weren't satisfied with the other vegetarian meals on the
market. You'd be surprised how often you find a big hunk of pork
in them.
Lisa: Euuuwww!
-- And if you're a _Jewish_ vegetarian...,
"Lisa the Vegetarian"