Lisa: Ooohh, You Are SO Cute, Yes You Are You Are I Just LOVE You.
Lisa: Ooohh, you are SO cute, yes you are you are I just LOVE you.
Marge: [Laughs] See. It was a good idea to come here after all.
-- The up-side to everything, "Lisa the Vegetarian"
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Hugh: I've never met anyone who so understood the magic of Jim Carrey.
Lisa: He can make you laugh with no more than a frantic flailing of his limbs....
Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
Lisa: The whole world wants me to eat meat. I can't fight it anymore.
[She musters her resolve and bites into a hot dog....
Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the printers.
Lisa: [Reading the invitation.] "Come to Homer's BBBQ....
Bart: [Musically.] You don't win friends with salad!
You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!...
Homer: Eh, what do you mean by `suggested donation'?
Clerk: Pay any amount you wish, sir. Homer: And uh, what if I wish to pay ....
Lisa: How come it won't stop hurting? Marge: Oh, Lisa, it's normal to be sad when a friend dies, and Bleeding Gums was a good friend to you.
But nobody is really gone as long as we remember them....
Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
[laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...