Moe: If You Like Good Food, Good Fun, And A Whole Lot Of.

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Moe: If you like good food, good fun, and a whole lot of...crazy
crap on the walls, then come on down to Uncle Moe's Family
Announcer: At Moe's, we serve good old-fashioned home cooking deep fried
to perfection.
[Moe submerges a whole tray covered with food, utensils,
etc., in the deep fryer]
[he takes the fried tray to a couple, who break off pieces
and give him the thumbs-up]
Moe: Now that's Moe like it! So bring the whole family. Mom,
Dad, kids -- er, no old people. They're not covered by our
It's fun! And remember our guarantee: if I'm not smiling
when your check comes, your meal's on me.{ Uncle Moe's!}
{[smiles right into the camera]}
Singers: {Come to Uncle Moe's for family fun,
it's good, good, good, good, good good-good!}
Homer: Mmm. Sounds good.
-- Moe gets into shameless promotions,
"Bart Sells His Soul"