Bart: I Never Heard Maggie Laugh Like That Before. Lisa

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Bart: I never heard Maggie laugh like that before.
Lisa: Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind of attention?
Bart: When she swallowed that quarter, he spent all day with her.
Lisa: I thought I could ride this thing out, but everything's just too
weird here.
Bart: I know. They put honey on pancakes instead of maple syrup.
Lisa: They read "Newsweek" instead of nothing.
Ned: Come on, you bloomy Guses. Who's up for a big bowl of nonfat ice
Rod: I want wintergreen!
Maude: Unflavored for me.
[Bart and Lisa look at each other]
-- Mmm, unflavored nonfat ice milk,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum- Doodily"