Ned: Well Sir, Just Apply A Smidgen Of Peanut Butter To An Ordinary Pinecone And You've Got Yourself A Makeshift Bird Feeder, Sir!

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Ned: Well sir, just apply a smidgen of peanut butter to an ordinary
pinecone and you've got yourself a makeshift bird feeder, sir!
Bart: I'm outta here, man. [starts to leave]
Ned: OK, now everybody take out your Junior Campers' pocket-knives.
Bart: Huh? [excited] You guys get to play with knives? [grabs one of
the other kids' knives] Aw, cool: a spork!
Kid: Don't hurt me!
-- Bart at a Junior Campers meeting,
"Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"