Marge: Does Anyone Else Have A Love Story? Lisa: Yes, I Do.

HomeFortune CookiesThe Simpsons

Marge: Does anyone else have a love story?
Lisa: Yes, I do. And just like your love stories, it's tragic and
filled with hurt feelings and scars that will never heal.
[2:31 clip from 9F13: Lisa and Ralph]
Marge: Lisa, not all romances turn out that way. Bart, do you have a
love story that doesn't end in heartbreak?
Bart: Yes, I do.
[0:28 clip from 9F06: Bart and Laura]
Wait...that _did_ end in heartbreak. Thanks for opening up old
wounds, _Mom_.
Marge: Hmm.
-- "Another Simpsons Clip Show"