Homer: OK, Marge: As Long As We're Traumatizing The Kids, _I_ Have A Scandalous Story Of My Own.

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Homer: OK, Marge: as long as we're traumatizing the kids, _I_ have a
scandalous story of my own.
[3:27 {2:57 in syndication} clip from 1F07: Homer and Mindy]
Bart: What happened to Mindy?
Marge: [angry] Yes, what _did_ happen to her?
Homer: Ehh, she hit the bottle pretty hard and lost her job.
Marge: Hmph. Good.
-- Not exactly a gracious reaction,
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