Bart: Excuse Me, My Good Man, I Have $500 To Blow.
Bart: Excuse me, my good man, I have $500 to blow. What have you got?
Owner: Behold, the ultimate pog!
[motions to Steve Allen album]
Bart: I'll take it!
-- Steve Allen memorabilia, "'Round Springfield"
BG: Then I got my big break: I was on Steve Allen's "Tonight Show".
[flash to Steve Allen on stage and audience clapping] Alle...
Bart: Lisa...look what I've got. Ta da! [shows BG album] Lisa
[gasps] Bart, I can't believe it! But why? Bart: When I said my stomach hurt, you were the only one who believed me....
As I said to the man with acromegaly, "Why the long face?" -- Steve Alle
Owner: If you are waiting for the Hi & Lois signing, it has been moved to the Springfield Coliseum.
Bart: Please, you have something of mine on a little piece of paper....
Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, I can't take the test. I have a stomach ache.
Edna: Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse....
Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...
Gabbo: And now it's time for another patented Gabbo Crank Call!
Bart: I can't believe it. He stole this bit from Krusty!...
Lisa: $250? But I need that album to honor the memory of Bleeding Gums Murphy.
Owner: He's dead? Well why didn't you say so? [changes price to $...
Physical fitness is in. I recently had a physical fit myself. -- Steve Alle