Bart: All I've Got To Do Is Take This Uniform Back After School.

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Bart: All I've got to do is take this uniform back after school.
Milhouse: You're lucky. You only joined the Junior Campers; _I_ got a
dirty word shaved into the back of my head.
Skinner: [gasps] What is it with you kids and that word? I'm going to
shave you bald, young man, until you learn that hair is not a
right: it's a privilege!
-- The curse of the toupee, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"