Bart: Look, My Stomach Really Hurts. Doris: All I Can Give You Are These Chewable Prozac For Kids.

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Bart: Look, my stomach really hurts.
Doris: All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your
choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of
Bart: [groaning] Oh...[collapses]
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers, I'd like you to meet our new school
nurse, Lunch Lady Doris.
Chalmers: Yeah, nice to see you. Seymour, why is that student lying
unconscious on the floor?
Skinner: Well in many cases, the floor is the best -- ahem. Oh, look,
here comes Lumpy, the school snake!
[Milhouse, Ralph, and Lewis cry for help from inside it]
Oh, Lord...
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