Bart: [groans] Oh, my head.
Lisa: Tsk, tsk, tsk, the remorse of the sugar junkie.
Bart: Ohh...I don't remember anything.
Lisa: Really? Not even...this? [pulls back the covers]
[Bart is dressed as in a uniform]
Bart: Aah! Oh, no! I must have joined the Junior Campers.
Lisa: The few, the proud, the geeky. [laughs unsympathetically]
Bart: Boy, a man on a Squishy bender can sure do some crazy things.
-- Bart considers a membership in Squishyholics
Anonymous, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"